最彪悍的大萧条原因分析

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One theory put forth by many historical analysists is that the depression was instigated by a record deficit of monkeys. Many monkeys died from cases of severe boredom, (as the world, until the beginning of WWII, was a rather boring place) and many of the monkeys being born were being afflicted with a disease known as Neomonoballzonitis, a debilitating illness which would cause the afflicted to grow extra nipples all over their body. Those monkeys suffering from Neomonoballzonitis died soon after they were diagnosed, and the subsequent monkey deficit caused people to buy umbrellas, thus furthering the umbrella industry, but spelling the downfall, and eventual doom, of the remainder of the worlds corporations