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刚才无意中发现一首巨汗的歌！My Dick ！(部分翻译)
http://www.fimoculous.com/mp3/mickey-avalon-my-dick.mp3
Mickey Avalon - My Dick
My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD.
My dick bigger than a bridge,
Your dick look like a little kids.
My dick large like the chargers (the whole team),
Your shit look like you're fourteen.
My dick locked in a cage (right),
Your dick suffer from stage fright.
My dick so hot its stolen,
Your dick look like Gary Coleman.
My dick pain and big,
Your dick stinks like shit.
My dick got a
Your dick needs a tweezer dude.
My dick is like supersize,
Your dick look like two fries.
My dick more mass than the Earth,
Your dick half staff (it needs work).
My dick been there done that,
Your dick said so
My dick, V.I.P.,
Your shit needs I.D.
[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got dicks like jesus.
My dick need no introduction,
Your dick don't even function.
My dick served a whole lunch-in,
Your dick, it look like a munchkin.
My dick size of a pumpkin,
Your dick look like Mackauley Culkin.
My dick good good lovin',
Your dick good for nothin'.
My dick bench pressed 350,
Your dick couldnt shotlift at thrifty.
My dick pretty damn skimpy,
Your dick hungry as a hippy.
My dick don't fit down the chimney,
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippine.
My dick is like an M16,
Your dick, broken vending machine.
My dick parts the seas,
Your dick
My dick rumble in the jungle,
Your dick got touched by your uncle.
My dick goes to yoga,
Your dick fruit roll up.
My dick grade a beef,
Your dick made a geek.
My dick sick and dangerous,
Your dick quick and painless.
My dick 'nuff said.,
Your dick
[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got dicks like jesus.
本人比较懒
翻译几句让大家知道知道大概意思
歌词很经典！！
谢谢22L兄弟的翻译，给我省了不少事儿~~
My dick cost a late night fee
我的**需要付加时费（找J的时候由于战斗力太猛超时所付费用）
Your dick got the HIV
你的**有艾滋
My dick plays on the double feature screen
我的**在屏幕上扮演双重角色
Your dick went straight to DVD
你的**对这DVD打飞机
My dick bigger than a bridge
我的**比桥还大
Your dick look like a little kids
你的**看起来像个小P孩的
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
我的**冲刺起来像冲锋者（整个队伍）
Your shit look like you fourteen
你的**看起来好像你只有14岁
My dick locked in a cage (right)
我的**不得不锁在鸟笼子里（雄赳赳气昂昂）
Your dick suffer from stage fright
你的**还在遭受怯场的痛苦
My dick so hot its stolen
我的**贼TM受欢迎
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
你的**就像Gary Coleman
My dick pink and big
我的**粉红巨大
Your dick stinks like shit
你的**闻起来像一坨屎
My dick got a caesar doo,
我的**像凯撒一样威风
Your dick needs a tweezer dude
你的**需要用镊子才能夹住
My dick is like supersize
我的**是超码的
Your dick look like two fries
你的**像两根炸薯条
My dick more mass than the Earth
我的**比地球还沉
Your dick half staff (it needs work)
你的**就剩半根了（它需要工作）
My dick been there done that
我的**真枪实弹
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
你的**摊在那里带个TT
My dick, V.I.P.
我的**VIP
Your shit needs I.D.
你的**需要身份证
It's time that we let the world know
是时候该让全世界知道了
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
哥们，你也该放开你女朋友的手了
D.S. is the best in the business
KJ是最爽的事儿
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
P.S.我们有像耶稣一样的**
It's time that we let the world know
是时候该让全世界知道了
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
哥们，你也该放开你女朋友的手了
D.S. is the best in the business
KJ是最爽的事儿
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
P.S.我们有像耶稣一样的**
My dick need no introduction
我的**无需介绍
Your dick don't even function
你的**甚至都不灵了
My dick served a whole lunch-in
我的**整个午餐时间都在忙
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
你的**闲的要死
My dick size of a pumpkin
我的**壮如南瓜
Your dick look like Macauley Culkin
你的**像Macauley Culkin
My dick good good lovin'
我的**NB得人见人爱
Your dick good for nothin'
你的**一无是处
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn? shotlift at thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick made a geek
My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said.
Your dick loves sweat
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
22楼兄弟的翻译：
为大家献上翻译，翻得不好，夜露死苦
My dick cost a late night fee
偶的弟弟买了一夜春
Your dick got the HIV
你的弟弟得了HIV(AIDS)
My dick plays on the double feature screen
偶的弟弟玩双屏
Your dick went straight to DVD
你的弟弟插DVD
My dick bigger than a bridge
偶的弟弟比桥长
Your dick look like a little kids
你的弟弟还没长毛
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
偶的弟弟像充电器一样抽×有力（合声）
Your shit look like you fourteen
你×的个小屁孩
My dick locked in a cage (right)
偶的弟弟要用鸟笼装
Your dick suffer from stage fright
你的弟弟要阳痿
My dick so hot its stolen
偶的弟弟人见人爱
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
你的弟弟跟加里·科尔曼一样
My dick pink and big
偶的弟弟黑又大
Your dick stinks like shit
你的弟弟臭如屎
My dick got a caesar doo,
偶的弟弟如皇帝
Your dick needs a tweezer dude
你的弟弟细如针
My dick is like supersize
偶的弟弟超级大
Your dick look like two fries
你的弟弟像薯条
My dick more mass than the Earth
偶的弟弟比地球重
Your dick half staff (it needs work)
你的弟弟只有半根有用
My dick been there done that
偶的弟弟到处×
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
你的弟弟要带套
My dick, V.I.P.
偶的弟弟是ＶＩＰ
Your shit needs I.D.
你的狗屎要ＩＤ（身份证）
It's time that we let the world know
该让大家知道了
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
ＳＢ，你的女人登了你
D.S. is the best in the business
Ｄ．Ｓ．才是最棒的
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
偶们的弟弟像上帝
It's time that we let the world know
该让大家知道了
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
ＳＢ，你的女人登了你
D.S. is the best in the business
Ｄ．Ｓ．才是最棒的
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
偶们的弟弟像上帝
My dick need no introduction
偶的弟弟用不着教
Your dick don't even function
你的弟弟教也没用
My dick served a whole lunch-in
偶的弟弟整天忙
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
你的弟弟没事干
My dick size of a pumpkin
偶的弟弟大如倭瓜（估计跟茄子差不多^_^，没看过偶猜的）
Your dick look like Macauley Culkin
你的弟弟像麦考利·卡尔金
My dick good good lovin'
偶的弟弟人人爱
Your dick good for nothin'
偶的弟弟没人要
My dick bench pressed 350
偶的弟弟能升３５０（偶也不知道单位，不要问偶）
Your dick couldn? shotlift at thrifty
你的弟弟能吗？
My dick pretty damn skimpy
偶的弟弟养分十足
Your dick hungry as a hippy
你的弟弟饥肠辘辘
My dick don't fit down the chimney
偶的弟弟烟囱的塞不下
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
你的弟弟像个菲律宾的小鬼头
My dick is like an M16
偶的弟弟是Ｍ１６（呵呵，一种很厉害的机关枪）
Your dick, broken vending machine
你的弟弟，就是个坏掉的自动贩卖机
My dick parts the seas
偶的弟弟分大海
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
偶的弟弟密林中跋涉
Your dick got touched by your