Quotation of Law (法律名言录)28

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Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
Voltaire (1694 - 1778)If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there.
UnknownA countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein.
Guindon cartoon captionGolf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944)Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.
Voltaire (1694 - 1778)The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets and to steal bread.
Anatole France (1844 - 1924)Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law‘s picture on the back of a milk carton.
AnonymousPardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), "Ceasar and Cleopatra"