加菲猫超经典搞笑语录
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加菲猫超经典搞笑语录
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. s4|tWfZ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. i#4+l$q
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 2|j=^
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. ow'G&<0b
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 {#kCqjWG
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. ry|a_3X(I
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 a]*{!V{$i
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. ]){ZL
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 ogIu\kiZ
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two. Dh4 Lffy
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 0 7Yak<+~
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. D SX%SE)
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 Gx$m"Jeq\
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 1n<4yfJ
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。 "8%$,rG1&
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 3Qd/X&P
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. uDND o
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 %0 {_b68x
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ilQ}{p6I
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 =8#.=J[/
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. y;CX )!8
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 QY4;qA
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. 1OExa
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。 xDU \mfeGj
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. W/\VpD) ?;
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 YFS6YA
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? MG=8`J-`
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 UH6 7<_mK
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! ~IW{^u
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。 XX /s@C
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ^wWbW&
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 v.
When two’s company, three’s the result! u$^tRz9
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 9o5D3 d K
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 131(0nl)=I
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 K [DpH&
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. R]X 0D.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. gm)Uyr$
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。